So what would you say?

[BB Wolf]

Listening to Talk Sport this morning they were commenting on the report that Gary Megson invited 2 fans into the dressing room after the 3-0 defeat away at Yeovil to tell the team what they felt about the performance
They were told they shouldn't use personal abuse and to try to be constructive, the players were made to listen
So what would you say to our lot after the last few games?

[Visage Wolf]

Boooooooo!



All of you lot out!!!!!

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Discuss the importance of economic and social conditions in the downfall of the Weimar Republic".

[Templeton Peck]

I've talked to Carl Cort about this before and he feels that the reparations certainly didn't help.

[Visage Wolf]

I thought Corty's area of expertese was more post-renaissance Europe?

[Deutsch Wolf]

I bet Rob Edwards would blame the instability caused by the flawed version of Proportional Representation used during the regime.

[7X]

I remember Gould doing this to Sandwell. When Managers clearly turn on their players like that and they do not take responsibility as the Manager then they have lost the plot and should be sacked on the spot. Shows the man for what hereally is......YUK!

[Del Woppio]

i would say....


Oaker, you need to command your area more. You are a good goalkeeper, but you need to take control of the defenders in front of you.


Gabor, you've played really well, but please don't turn players in your own penalty area, and perhaps keep away from the freekicks.


Jo, you've earned your new contract, now its time to push on and get in the PL.


Rob, This season you've really impressed me this season, keep up the good work


Lee, your energy and enthusiasm has been great this season, keep going, but don't neglect the defensive side of your game.


olo, go home.


Seol, you are probably the best player in this division. i know people aren't getting in the box quick enough for you, but if you put early crosses in the lads up front will get the hint eventually and get up quicker for you.


Mark, you got a lot of potential in you mate, just keep working hard on the training ground.


Shaggy, i know your legs are made of glass, but please try and tackle.


Sparky, you drop too deep. the centre backs don't need you to take the ball 5 yards away from them and then give it them back. you've got a good passing range, and if you were to sit higher up the pitch, you could pick out the lads up top easier.


Corty, you keep getting in the box mate, and you'll keep scoring.


Kenny, here's a pen. the effort you've put in has been amazing, but you can't do it all yourself. get yourself in and around the box more.


Leon, go home.


Vio, stay off the terraces, but keep scoring goals.


All in all, you're playing some good football lads, and its going to click soon. I want to see more urgency from everybody on the pitch, i want you to harry and chase opponents down like you did in the PL. keep your heads up, and play to the best of your ability. ignore Hoddle, and play 4-4-2. and can somebody lend me a tenner.....

[Templeton Peck]

I thought Corty's area of expertese was more post-renaissance Europe?


Seems he's got more than one string to his bow...


By the way don'tmake mymistake and startCarl Ikeme on about the underlying reasons for the rise of fascism in Italy. You'll never get away!

[Bill McCai]

MCCAI ENTERS ' OUT OF MY WAY HODDLE YOU MULLETED FREAK. CONNOR, GET THE TEA ON. RIGHT FIRST THINGS FIRST – OAKES STOP BEING SCARED ON CORNERS AND CATCH THE EFFING BALL. YOU'VE COST US APPROX 42 GOALS SINCE YOU SIGNED FROM THE VILE SO BUCK YOUR IDEAS UP. DEFENCE, STOP CONCEDING GOALS, YES I KNOW YOUR GETTING NO PROTECTION FROM THE MIDFIELD BUT YOU REALLY MUST STOP MESSING UP AGAINST TWO BIT TEAMS LIKE <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on">PRESTON</st1:place>. MIDFIELD, YOU ARE ALL SACKED. PICK UP YOUR WAGES ON THE WAY OUT AND HAND IN YOUR COMPANY CARS TO CARL AT RECEPTION. RIGHT, FORWARDS, GEORGE YOUR SACKED FOR ALWAYS BEING INJURED, BAD LUCK BUT WE CANT KEEP CARRYING YOU. LEON LEON LEON. YOU ARE BEING LOANED TO <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">EXETER</st1:place></st1:City> FOR 3 YEARS. DON’T BOTHER COMING BACK. CARL AND KENNY WELL DONE. HAVE THE DAY OFF ON MONDAY. ' ( CONNER BRINGS TEA OVER, MCCAI TAKES IT, THROWS IT UP THE WALL WITH THE MAJORITY HITTING GRAY, HODDLE AND MIMMS – POINT MADE, MCCAI EXITS, WOLVES GO ON 30 GAME WINNING STREAK AND NOTHING MORE IS SAID ).<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

[Lupo Italiano]

I'd give them a pair of Harry Wood's, Bert Williams, Billy Wiright's, Jessie Pye's, Peter Boradbent's, Dave Wagstaffe's, Derek Doogan's, John Richards, Wille Carr's, Steve Bull's and Robbie Keane's boots, then tell them they weren't fit to lick the dirt off them smileys/smiley7.gif

[Deutsch Wolf]

By the way don'tmake mymistake and startCarl Ikeme on about the underlying reasons for the rise of fascism in Italy. You'll never get away!





It's the arrogance of the man that gets me. I'm sure he believes passionately that Mussolini's rise was largely down to the public's wish for a Garibaldi-style figure to re-take power - but does he have to dismiss all other theories out of hand?

[The Bear]

Bill - LOLsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Florida Wolfey]

By the way don'tmake mymistake and startCarl Ikeme on about the underlying reasons for the rise of fascism in Italy. You'll never get away!





It's the arrogance of the man that gets me. I'm sure he believes passionately that Mussolini's rise was largely down to the public's wish for a Garibaldi-style figure to re-take power - but does he have to dismiss all other theories out of hand?





Come now, fair's fair. Garibaldi's are nice and tasty. Never tried a Mussolini so far.

[Black Suit]

i would say....


Oaker, you need to command your area more. You are a good goalkeeper, but you need to take control of the defenders in front of you.


Gabor, you've played really well, but please don't turn players in your own penalty area, and perhaps keep away from the freekicks.


Jo, you've earned your new contract, now its time to push on and get in the PL.


Rob, This season you've really impressed me this season, keep up the good work


Lee, your energy and enthusiasm has been great this season, keep going, but don't neglect the defensive side of your game.


olo, go home.


Seol, you are probably the best player in this division. i know people aren't getting in the box quick enough for you, but if you put early crosses in the lads up front will get the hint eventually and get up quicker for you.


Mark, you got a lot of potential in you mate, just keep working hard on the training ground.


Shaggy, i know your legs are made of glass, but please try and tackle.


Sparky, you drop too deep. the centre backs don't need you to take the ball 5 yards away from them and then give it them back. you've got a good passing range, and if you were to sit higher up the pitch, you could pick out the lads up top easier.


Corty, you keep getting in the box mate, and you'll keep scoring.


Kenny, here's a pen. the effort you've put in has been amazing, but you can't do it all yourself. get yourself in and around the box more.


Leon, go home.


Vio, stay off the terraces, but keep scoring goals.


All in all, you're playing some good football lads, and its going to click soon. I want to see more urgency from everybody on the pitch, i want you to harry and chase opponents down like you did in the PL. keep your heads up, and play to the best of your ability. ignore Hoddle, and play 4-4-2. and can somebody lend me a tenner.....





I like your style Del, lots of praise!


I would prefer the 3-5-2 formation to counter the 4-5-1 merchants that visitMolineux.


We don't need 4 defenders for 1 striker, we also need 5 midfielders so we are not outnumbered in the middle, and praise the Lord we could have 2 strikers up front in the middle working alongside each other as a bloody partnership, rather than on the wings.


Mr Hoddle, please close your mouth.

[scottishwolf II]

Del Woppio in?

[Del Woppio]

I think so. and i'd do it £25k a year - and a car off Carl. Just before i sacked the fat $$$$$er.

[IMAB]

"Weimar Republic".


The only period in history modern footballers can relate to. When everyone went shopping with a wheelbarrow full of cash.

[bone roach]

I think so. and i'd do it £25k a year - and a car off Carl. Just before i sacked the fat $$$$$er.


Make sure you get a replacement cone placer on board first and a hot water bottle to keep Glenn's seat warm before he comes down to the touchline. He's a very important person is our Carl

[Visage Wolf]

"Weimar Republic".


The only period in history modern footballers can relate to. When everyone went shopping with a wheelbarrow full of cash.



That was quite good for you.

[Visage Wolf]

I think so. and i'd do it £25k a year - and a
car off Carl. Just before i sacked the fat $$$$$er.



Could you instigate a rule that ballboys aren't allowed any other business interests?



Helps them keep on the ball, as it were.

[Del Woppio]

i would definately instigate a multi ball system. and i'd sack mobnet- he's too old now - the paul ince of the ballboy world. And i'd bring back the liquidator.

[Notty Wolf]

Having read the comments from Megson he apparently stated that Forest were rubbish in the warm up smileys/smiley36.gifNever mind the game itself!


And I thought we had problems! smileys/smiley2.gif


I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!

[Deutsch Wolf]

I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!





Do you write for The Sun?

[Del Woppio]

Having read the comments from Megson he apparently stated that Forest were rubbish in the warm up smileys/smiley36.gifNever mind the game itself!


And I thought we had problems! smileys/smiley2.gif


I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!





thats assuming you didn't drive the two hours back home because you heard a formation that you didn't like.

[Essex Wolf]

The way some Wolves players have performed of late they don't seem to be listening to the manager so can't imagine for a second they will listen to fans grabbed from the crowd.

[Notty Wolf]

Having read the comments from Megson he apparently stated that Forest were rubbish in the warm up smileys/smiley36.gifNever mind the game itself!


And I thought we had problems! smileys/smiley2.gif


I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!


OK OK Everyone's entitled to a one off! I used a new strategy this time - Don't listen to Radio WM on the way there! smileys/smiley2.gif


thats assuming you didn't drive the two hours back home because you heard a formation that you didn't like.

[SOA Wolf]

Oakes, you challenge for the ball like a girl, sort it out.


Naylor...you defend like a girl, play as wide midfield from now on


Gabor...you've got a fit girlfriend, which I cannot believe because you've got a face like an *rse.


Joleon, you need to stay away from the girls


Seol, you prance about like a girl doing ballet, stop *rsing around and just put the crosses in first time from now on, we're more likely to score when the balls in the area.


Davies, you will never get a girl with a face like that, so keep running at the opposition, become a superstar and you'll get plenty of fit women....I mean look at Ronhaldo.


Kennedy, you are captain girlie...you need to be more assertive.


Anderton, you are a big girls blouse, stop pretending to be injured all the time.


Miller, you moan like a girl, so sign a new contract and stop acting like a spoilt brat


Ganea, stop running into the crowd hugging the girls...then you might stay on the pitch more often.


Cort, you jump like a girl, put some effort in man.


The rest of you...you are a bunch of girls, stop whinging and bleating about how the crowd pick on you, act like men and get on with it.

[Visage Wolf]

I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!





Do you write for The Sun?



He can barely spell 'The Sun'......not that that's a disqualification.

[Del Woppio]

ah, i see you've read "key to success- call your employees girls" by Ugenflower Hockenbloor.

[Notty Wolf]

I would definately employ the services of a BIG WET FISH and SLAP all the players AND management team at half time!!!





Do you write for The Sun?




He can barely spell 'The Sun'......not that that's a disqualification.



ow dar ou? I cun pell - I'm no dhislixic!!!smileys/smiley2.gif

[dazmanwolf]

I'd say


"You are a fantastic team and next year we will win the division, but then League one should be no problem for a team as committed as you!" smileys/smiley36.gif

[omicron persei8]

I would expect the players to react the same way I would, if two nob head strangers started to tell me how to do my job.Tell them to F OFF and walk out.Smeg orders or no Smeg orders.What did he say to them "they won`t take any notice of me , see what you can do", and to think some people on the old MM wanted him for manager.