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Employing that utterly detestable moron who does the half time entertainment and keeps nearly saying the F-word, is an insult to 22,000 intelligences. The fact that that bloke is still in a job reduces my faith in the human race.
Should we lose the to55a?Edited by: Liquidator
fielden05
02-09-2005, 08:21
no, steve welsh is mint
Kenny-11
02-09-2005, 09:00
an insult to 22,000 intelligences.
Have you looked around the Molineux at half time??
you can hear him smileys/smiley7.gif
Quite frankly Molineux is a dump at half time, so he's about right for the level of surroundings.
wwfc_till_death
02-09-2005, 09:54
smileys/smiley4.gifwho watches half time entertainment anyway smileys/smiley5.gif
Bristol Wolf
02-09-2005, 10:14
The people servin the beer might aswell be watchin at halftime, thats how useful they are!
Windy Miller
02-09-2005, 11:20
The bloke is a numpty of the highest order.
The bloke is a numpty of the highest order.
Just playing 'devils advocate', but you are clearly a sock puppet.Edited by: Liquidator
Sozzled Wolf
02-09-2005, 11:30
smileys/smiley4.gifwho watches half time entertainment anyway smileys/smiley5.gif
I have a great looking lady sitting next to me this season which is great entertainment!
Molineuxmessiah
02-09-2005, 11:35
He's a d*ck but what about that Jason guy, talk about a nerd!!!smileys/smiley36.gif
If you think you have it bad...try Malcolm Boyden ..we have before the game/half time and full time...what a $$$$$$!
If you think you have it bad...try Malcolm Boyden ..we have before the game/half time and full time...what a $$$$$$!
And at least we play ajax-like total football in between, while you have to sufferhoof-it-to-the-horse and lose 4-0 every week smileys/smiley17.gif
wolf of sedgley
02-09-2005, 14:37
If you think you have it bad...try Malcolm Boyden ..we have
before the game/half time and full time...what a $$$$$$!
Haha Malcom Boyden- he's got too much of a good voice. What a $$$$$.
Jack Bauer
02-09-2005, 15:15
He aint half as bad as the drippiest bloke in the world who reads the teams out.
What a nob.
Sozzled Wolf
02-09-2005, 15:17
He aint half as bad as the drippiest bloke in the world who reads the teams out.
What a nob.
I hope he doesn't use this forum otherwise the poor chap's confidence will be shot to pieces!
Jack Bauer
02-09-2005, 15:20
He should get a job he's good at then.
Kenny-11
02-09-2005, 15:38
He should get a job he's good at then.
smileys/smiley36.gif
Half time - Improvements - Put the latest/Half times scores up the moment the whistle blows. If Arsenal can do it so can we. Don't play god awful $$$$$$$ing games on the pitch. Fix the PA system and play some decent music.
Jack Bauer
02-09-2005, 15:40
He should get a job he's good at then.
smileys/smiley36.gif
Half time - Improvements - Put the latest/Half times scores up the moment the whistle blows. If Arsenal can do it so can we. Don't play god awful $$$$$$$ing games on the pitch. Fix the PA system and play some decent music.
Great post.smileys/smiley2.gif
westlyNTR
02-09-2005, 15:42
Half time - Improvements - Put
the latest/Half times scores up the moment the
whistle blows. If Arsenal can do it so can we. Don't
play god awful $$$$$$$ing games on the pitch. Fix the PA
system and play some decent music
And a marching brass band like they used to do in
the good old days...with THOSE cheerleaders doing
a little dance
Jack Bauer
02-09-2005, 15:43
Bring back the Heath Park drummers as well, a real classy touch that was.
westlyNTR
02-09-2005, 15:45
Reef "Lay your hands on" on the video-walls and free
beer and pies....those were the days...
Jack Bauer
02-09-2005, 15:47
I miss the CrimeStoppers announcements on the Video Walls, abandoned after the criminals featured kept being found dead.
Molineuxmessiah
02-09-2005, 15:48
That new game is p**sin awful.
westlyNTR
02-09-2005, 15:50
That new game is
p**sin awful.
But imagine if they blindfolded them...it'd be
QUALITY!
(guess you'll find out in a couple of months)Edited by: westlyNTR
Sozzled Wolf
02-09-2005, 15:56
Here are some other suggestions:
Boxing match between 2 rival fans
Pie eating competition
Naked cheerleaders
A boo-o-meter to rate the worst 1st-half performer so far, followed by,
Rotten tomato throwing at the worst 1st-half performer
Mobnet balancing act (tight-rope walking?)
Pin the extremely long-spiked tail on the Moxey competition
Senegal flag sewing competition
Stand up comedy from Rick Hayward (i.e. a 'normal' speech)
Live faith healing with Eileen
Live sacrifice of Frank Skinner
The Bear
02-09-2005, 18:10
Sozzled - Good list!! smileys/smiley36.gif
How about combining a few:
Moxey doing a tightrope walk from the directors box to the
Steve Bull Upper, and we have to try and knock him off with rotten
fruit. Steve Walsh and the worst first-half performer would have to catch him if he fell.
Wombourne Wolf
02-09-2005, 18:52
I'd do a 15 minute trance set at HT, foam machine spraying over the south bank and lots of podium dancers positioned around the edge of he pitch.....now thats entertainment
johnybig32
02-09-2005, 21:28
i must admit i cannot stand the comedy duo that the two now think they are. i like steve welsh from back in the 1575am (i think) radio wolves days...
but now, although some of the things he says are funny, hes turning into a bit of an arse!!
i like sozzled's suggestion of the boo-meter...that would be acesmileys/smiley36.gif
least they've got rid of those $$$$ty wolves cheerleaders!
half-time is that boring now ive taken to watching the subs kick the ball about.
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