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Chiswick_Wolf
24-08-2007, 13:55
It seems that new threads are a bit thin on the ground at the moment, so I thought I would start one to try to find some of the best chants that you have heard at Wolves or elsewhere.
Having a chat with my workmate at lunch (who is a Palarse fan) we wracked our brains for good chants that we had heard.
From Wolves: "We can see you holding hands!" to Brighton fans last year.
Brighton fans in reply "You're too ugly to be gay!" Received a round of applause from the southbank if I remember.
Wolves to Leicester a few years back "You're just a small town in Basra!"
Palace to Southampton: "Your just a town full of seamen!"
Has anyone else got any gems?
Thought the chant at Wembley the other night was funny "5-1, even Heskey scored, 5-1 even Heskey scored"
By a country mile it has to be Groove.
Oh, who am I kidding? It's $$$$ing $$$$.
At the Mol a few years back Vs Bradford - them to us "you're just a small town in Birmingham" - us in response "you're just a small town in Asia". Racist? I don't think so, but either way, it tickled me.
Always funny too when the Blooze mob get singing their yam yam yam stuff. Kettle pot etc.
One that was probably a bit out of order & perhaps a bit ignorant was several years back, can't even remember where it was - but a team with a player in it with a history of schizophrenia led to the "there's only two [player's name]" chant when the player in question did something good. Again, tickled me despite the feeling it was probably not so "appropriate".
Visage Wolf
24-08-2007, 14:11
'You're just a town full of Pakis' to some Leicester fans. Awesome, it was.
Oxford_Wolf
24-08-2007, 14:14
The best I've hered was at Man Utd away "You should have $$$$ed in the bottle", directed towards Rio
'You're just a town full of Pakis' to some Leicester fans. Awesome, it was.
Which wasn't actually correct and was offensive ..
Bradders
24-08-2007, 14:19
One that was probably a bit out of order & perhaps a bit ignorant was several years back, can't even remember where it was - but a team with a player in it with a history of schizophrenia led to the "there's only two [player's name]" chant when the player in question did something good. Again, tickled me despite the feeling it was probably not so "appropriate".
That'd be Andy Goram.
Berkswolf
24-08-2007, 14:21
One that was probably a bit out of order & perhaps a bit ignorant was several years back, can't even remember where it was - but a team with a player in it with a history of schizophrenia led to the "there's only two [player's name]" chant when the player in question did something good. Again, tickled me despite the feeling it was probably not so "appropriate".
That would have been Andy Goram. Used to be goalkeeper for Rangers I think. He actually enjoyed the chant and found it funny as I recall.
That would have been Andy Goram. Used to be goalkeeper for Rangers I think. He actually enjoyed the chant and found it funny as I recall.
I heard he enjoyed it one minute and hated it the next!!
Del Woppio
24-08-2007, 14:31
"Cannon and Ball, are shagging your wife" at Harry Kewell, after her appearance on tap-dancing blindfolded z-listers in a jungle. (Man City)
"You're fat, and your bird's a slag" at Rooney. (Arsenal)
"6-5, we're gonna win 6-5, we're gonna win 6-5, we're gonna win 6...(goal)...7-6, we're gonna win 7-6" - Saints at home.
"If you've made a lot of money selling biscuits buy our club" (West Ham)
"They tried to make him go to West Ham, but he said no, no, no" (Spurs fans at Darren Bent
To the Re Re Wind tune
Robin Van Persie, if the girls says no, molest her
Chelsea to Arsenal
jbarnettuk1984
24-08-2007, 14:38
groooooooooove will be in full force tomorrow i reckon.
Oxford Wolf
24-08-2007, 14:39
I like the Liverpool 'best midfield in the world' chant
Chiswick_Wolf
24-08-2007, 14:42
I like the Liverpool 'best midfield in the world' chant
Anyone going to try the version that we came up with this saturday?
Sunderland fans about Nyron Nosworthy:
"They try to take the ball past Nyron, he says no, no, no. Try to take it back he'll make you look crap, no, no, no. He's got all the time, cos Keano thinks he's fine. They try to take the ball past Nyron, he says no, no, no."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyron_Nosworthy
IrchyWolf
24-08-2007, 15:05
Was at a Spurs - Liverpool game in the early 80s.
Spurs (to the tune of Bread of Heaven) - What's it like? What's it like? What's it like to have no jobs?
Liverpool score.
Liverpool ( The Scaffold's) Thank You Very Much for paying our Giros.
fielden05
24-08-2007, 15:06
he'l shoot he'l score he'l eat ya labrador seol ki hyeon....
thisisgil
24-08-2007, 15:07
North Bank to South Bank (To the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain'): "I've never had a baggie in my seat"
Langdale Wolf
24-08-2007, 15:08
groooooooooove will be in full force tomorrow i reckon.
I don't think it will, more of an away day song.
I'm sure you're all gutted to hear that.
Why not start it up anyway? You know it makes sense.
Give me a g............
brummybird
24-08-2007, 15:17
Wolves against liverpool in the prem "Sit down Pinocchio" to phil thompson and last weekend at the sheff wed fans "you only sing when your swimming" :)
SOUTHBANK_BULLY
24-08-2007, 15:24
The best I've hered was at Man Utd away "You should have $$$$ed in the bottle", directed towards Rio
that chant was from the south bank when we beat them 1-0 not at old trafford
Is it exclusive to the South Bank and unable to be chanted elsewhere!!!???
jaspa888
24-08-2007, 15:26
he'l shoot he'l score he'l eat ya labrador seol ki hyeon....
Vieira, Oh-oh
Vieira, Oh-Oh
He comes from Senegal
His mum's a cannibal
(Chelsea to Arsenal)
If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next
(Citeh to Chelsea)
The_Blade
24-08-2007, 15:28
Quite like the chant..."You're not very good"
Del Woppio
24-08-2007, 15:35
Is it exclusive to the South Bank and unable to be chanted elsewhere!!!???
No, it's just that nobody else sings. EVER.
Vieira, Oh-oh
Vieira, Oh-Oh
He comes from Senegal
His mum's a cannibal
(Chelsea to Arsenal)
If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next
(Citeh to Chelsea)
Love it!!!!!
jbarnettuk1984
24-08-2007, 15:56
Theres only one Jody Craddock. One Jody Craddock. He used to be $$$$e. but now he's alright. living in a Craddock wonderland.
Huddersfield away during the water shortage in Yorkshire...
"There's a whole in your bucket dear Huddersfield, dear Huddersfield"
Barnsley away
Hey Akinbiyi (to the tune of the Maccarana)
Leicester Home
You've got bird $$$$ in your hair - to Joey Laurence
Always liked the Lee Hughes song as well
Dougal McGuire
24-08-2007, 16:05
"We all live in a Robbie Fowler House"
ant_wolf
24-08-2007, 16:08
No, it's just that nobody else sings. EVER.
you never sat in the north bank then
ant_wolf
24-08-2007, 16:11
the song to the liverpool fans `sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand and you`ll never work again '
southbank_loyal
24-08-2007, 16:11
Anyone going to try the version that we came up with this saturday?
Oh yes!
I like liverpools' "oh campione"
Us against saints last season, "where's your statue gone" was good and the anti-duberry one's was good.
Oh yes!
I like liverpools' "oh campione"
Us against saints last season, "where's your statue gone" was good and the anti-uberry one's was good, hope to hear them in full voice next week.
Don't think Duberry will hear us in Reading South Bank
Chiswick_Wolf
24-08-2007, 16:13
To rebel rebel tune Man Utd sing:
Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.
Liverpool to Peter Crouch
He's big,
He's red,
His feet stick out the bed.
Peter Crouch - Peter Crouch
southbank_loyal
24-08-2007, 16:14
North Bank to South Bank (To the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain'): "I've never had a baggie in my seat"
never heard this before, get it going, we'll think of something better. :p
Del Woppio
24-08-2007, 16:16
you never sat in the north bank then
I always sit in the North Bank, it was a joke, you moron.
southbank_loyal
24-08-2007, 16:16
Don't think Duberry will hear us in Reading South Bank
lmao!
didn't realise he had moved, my fault, i'll edit.
so hows about, "the grass has moved, to save himself" ;)
jaspa888
24-08-2007, 16:24
We've won it two times,
We've won it two times,
Without killing anyone,
We've won it two times.
Mancs to Scousers in response to the 'Five times in Istanbul' anthem
Wolves fans start humming the "Hovis Tune" to Burnley fans
Burnley fans start singing " We want to be together" ( you have to remember the Prudental advert featuring a thick Brummie to appreciate this one
southbank_loyal
24-08-2007, 16:46
We've won it two times,
We've won it two times,
Without killing anyone,
We've won it two times.
Mancs to Scousers in response to the 'Five times in Istanbul' anthem
Liverpool fans to john terry's mom last sunday
She loves the scouse $$$$,
She loves the scouse $$$$,
John Terry's mom,
She loves the scouse $$$$
southbank_loyal
24-08-2007, 16:48
I like the Liverpool 'best midfield in the world' chant
arteta song to same tune is also good.
FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW,
EVERTON IS THE TEAM WE FOLLOW,
CUS' THERE'S NOBODY BETTER,
THAN MIKEL ARTETA,
HE'S THE BEST LITTLE SPANIARD WE KNOW
We always like bostin this one out at wedding and parties
Hi Ho Wolverhampton, everywhere we go there's aggro
I see your boots are shining,
We're going to kick the duck out of Albion,
Scum, pooh, Scum pooh
Away at Northampton Town 1988 (Lost 3-1)
Northampton fans - "You're the s*** of Birmingham"
Wolves comeback - "You're the s*** of Lancashire"
De Wolfs Mullet
24-08-2007, 17:59
To Jason Lee
"He's got a pineapple on his head...."
sussexwolf
24-08-2007, 18:22
Cheltenham friendly at Kidderminster earlier this year just after the floods:
"We've all had a shower...We've all had a shower"
"put yer speedos on, put yer speedos on"
"We can see you rowing home"
old wittonian
24-08-2007, 20:10
I forget who were the opposition but Paul Birch came on as sub to chants of 'They're sending on the mascot"
wanderer24
24-08-2007, 20:32
It seems that new threads are a bit thin on the ground at the moment, so I thought I would start one to try to find some of the best chants that you have heard at Wolves or elsewhere.
Having a chat with my workmate at lunch (who is a Palarse fan) we wracked our brains for good chants that we had heard.
From Wolves: "We can see you holding hands!" to Brighton fans last year.
Brighton fans in reply "You're too ugly to be gay!" Received a round of applause from the southbank if I remember.
Wolves to Leicester a few years back "You're just a small town in Basra!"
Palace to Southampton: "Your just a town full of seamen!"
Has anyone else got any gems?
My personal favourite, it was topical and seemed off the cuff at the time and i $$$$ed my pants. Also the fact that the Leicester fans just didn't know what to say to that.
wolves_gal
24-08-2007, 21:38
Man U Away we had a few including
Your not the real Ronaldo...
You`l never beat Denis Irwin
HIGHLANDER
24-08-2007, 21:55
Liverpool fans to Peter Crouch
He's Big
He's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
The Weasel
24-08-2007, 22:54
A couple of seasons back I remember Everton fans singing "going down, going down, going down" to west ham fans who responded with "so are we, so are we, so are we".
And a few seasons before that when Cantona had left Leeds for ManU (which makes you think these days!) on the opening day of the next season Leeds faced Villa whose fans sang "ou et Cantona? say ou et Cantona?" which made me completely re-evaulate the intelligence of the typical Villa fan!
Atlas 1951
25-08-2007, 04:19
Leeds faced Villa whose fans sang "ou et Cantona? say ou et Cantona?" which made me completely re-evaulate the intelligence of the typical Villa fan!
"Oł est Cantona" would have been even cleverer.
Still, I appreciate the more cosmopolitan outlook, Weasel. Given some of the suggestions posted here a few fans might have been tempted to put the monkey chant as one of their fave raves.
Scott.Cooper
25-08-2007, 04:51
I like the Liverpool 'best midfield in the world' chant
Whoooo we've got the best attack in the World
With Michael Kightly
Freddy Eastwoody,
Elliott and..
Keoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogh...
Well, I have had a drink ;)
Scott.Cooper
25-08-2007, 04:55
Sang to Brighton on the Tuesday after their pier burnt down on the Sat;
You're here, you're queer,
We've burnt down you $$$$$$$* pier,
We are Wolves, We arfe Wolves
To Man Utd Away:
The usual sarcastic "You've never won $$$$$$$ all", followed by Sarcastic cheers by United fans. Wolves reply with "You've never won the play-offs"
Nice one Jimmy
Nice one Son
Nice one Jimmy
Let's have another one!
North Bank to South Bank (To the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain'): "I've never had a baggie in my seat"
Shame nobody could hear the three people singing it.
GoldenHorseshoe
25-08-2007, 08:25
Heard sometime in the 70's at a Everton - Liverpool derby:
Everton fans, "Joe Royle walks on water."
Liverpool reply, "Joe Royle is a duck."
the best chant i have ever heard is when danny mills came to molineux.
$$$$$$$, $$$$$$$, $$$$$$$ ever time he had the ball for the whole 90 minuets.
wolves_gal
25-08-2007, 10:45
"Wheres your beckham gone?" To Man U fans at Old Trafford in 2003.
After no reply, we sang "He's gone to play for a big club"
southbank_loyal
25-08-2007, 13:00
"Wheres your beckham gone?" To Man U fans at Old Trafford in 2003.
After no reply, we sang "He's gone to play for a big club"
To Man Utd Away:
The usual sarcastic "You've never won $$$$$$$ all", followed by Sarcastic cheers by United fans. Wolves reply with "You've never won the play-offs"
man utd away was great night, some hilarious songs.
i like the one that man utd sing to their owner Malcom Glazer:
"Your gonna die,
Your gonna die,
Malcom Glazer's gonne die,
How we kill him i don't know,
Cut him up form head to toe,
All i know that's Glazers gonne die"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sUGmWelUINk 30 seconds roughly the song comes on.
also man utd about winning the league:
"we won the football league again inside a council house,
inside a council house,
inside a council house,
we won the football league again inside a council house,
inside a council house"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDvl1_Rh-w
