View Full Version : Parking in Asda's !
Gratters
23-02-2007, 16:04
I always park in the Wanderer car park as I come from 90 miles away and just automaticall head in there for a pint before the match - its always worked well - however when the police shut the route off for the Tescos I was knacked and took the risk of Asda's which paid off. Though dissapointingly no-one slapped my ar$e on the way out !
Has anyone been collared in there ? Do they clamp etc and how the $$$$ do they know you're not shopping (but just slow at it !)
holloholloway
23-02-2007, 16:19
just buy an express and star , stick it in an asda bag and put the bag in the back seat of your car in full view of the attendants. Then go to the game.
Boss Hogg
23-02-2007, 16:23
just buy an express and star , stick it in an asda bag and put the bag in the back seat of your car in full view of the attendants. Then go to the game.
Or put your wife/girlfriends nurse 'outfit' on the front seat and a Nurse on call sign in the front window. Then go to the game.
Kenny-11
23-02-2007, 16:24
just buy an express and star , stick it in an asda bag and put the bag in the back seat of your car in full view of the attendants. Then go to the game.
but are you not showing that you have done your shopping and therefore have no reason to be in the car park except to pick up a lovely £50 fine?
wolfman27
23-02-2007, 16:26
Or put your wife/girlfriends nurse 'outfit' on the front seat and a Nurse on call sign in the front window. Then go to the game.
Post a picture of your wife or girlfriend in her nurse's outfit on here and Boss Hogg will pay your fine.
Boss Hogg
23-02-2007, 16:33
Post a picture of your wife or girlfriend in her nurse's outfit on here and Boss Hogg will pay your fine.
Cue chaos in Asda car park this weekend.......
It would be a good way of getting the Friday thread back I guess, and a panel of experts (like Wombourne) could decide which was the winning slapper
NOKASPLACE
23-02-2007, 16:46
Cue chaos in Asda car park this weekend.......
It would be a good way of getting the Friday thread back I guess, and a panel of experts (like Wombourne) could decide which was the winning slapper
Forgot about the Friday Thread, I take it it was banned
Wombourne Wolf
23-02-2007, 17:38
If you parked up at around 2.30 and put £1 in the meter at 2.55(which covers you for 2hrs) you would probably getaway with it, but I think there is a £40 fine if caught.
The interest in the Friday thread died off :( - maybe next week it could make a return ;)
Essex Wolf
23-02-2007, 18:01
You could always acquire an Asda's uniform and leave it on the front seat, should be save to leave the car there for hours.
wanderer24
23-02-2007, 19:39
As long as you don't go over 2 hours, you're fine.......
Wednesbury Wolf
23-02-2007, 20:14
[quote
The interest in the Friday thread died off :( - maybe next week it could make a return ;)[/quote]
The reason nobody bothers anymore is over zealous moderating.
henri_camara
23-02-2007, 21:14
i parked on asda in a weekday at midday got back at 4 without a fine
HazelGroveWolf
23-02-2007, 22:15
How lazy.....................
The same folk will be complaining about some player or other's pace.
Take the Chindit 2-40pm challenge walk.
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