Lost Season Ticket Holders

[Mick Tranter]

Bristol City get their players to phone up people who haven't renewed their season tickets, a bit of a moral idea.

I didn't renew and I'd have loved it if Hoddle/Craddock/Edwards/Anderton/Seol/Cort/Clarke would have phoned me up asking me to buy a new one.

:D

[PabloWolfo]

Truth be told, if a player called me up (on videophone so I know it's not bull****) then I'd sign up........weak minded as I am!!

[Wivey Wolf]

"Hello is that Pablo... sniff... Chris Cornes here... sniff... errrr, I can't remember why I phoned...."

[Visage Wolf]

'Hi there, its Jez Moxey here - I was just wondering if you'd like to....'

'$$$$$$$ off **** **** **** *** *** ** *** ******* **** *** **** *** *** *** *** *** PIE EATING ****'

[Ettingshall Wolf]

My missus didnt renew her Palace season ticket this year and recieved a letter from Peter Taylor pleading for her support! She was also invited to be his guest at the Palace v BoaVista match if she did renew.

[Brizzlewolf]

Better still, why not get some of the Commercial Office to put football strips on and turn out on Saturday instead of the players.

[Visage Wolf]

My missus didnt renew her Palace season ticket this year and recieved a letter from Peter Taylor pleading for her support! She was also invited to be his guest at the Palace v BoaVista match if she did renew.

WHY HAVENT'T WE PLAYED ANY GLAMOUR FRIENDLYS AGAINST SPANISH TEAMS?

[Black Suit]

'Hi there, its Jez Moxey here - I was just wondering if you'd like to....'

'$$$$$$$ off **** **** **** *** *** ** *** ******* **** *** **** *** *** *** *** *** PIE EATING ****'

You and me both mate! :)

[Dr Wolfenstein]

Contacting recently lapsed customers should be standard practice for any organisation with a half-decent customer services/sales department.

[FoetalYouth]

WHY HAVENT'T WE PLAYED ANY GLAMOUR FRIENDLYS AGAINST SPANISH TEAMS?


Or even against Portugese teams ;)

[Boss Hogg]

Or even against Portugese teams ;)

I think that should be Portuguese FY :-)

[Visage Wolf]

Or even against Portugese teams ;)

Boavista are Spanish.

[The Bear]

"Hi Carl Cort here. Just a quick call to see if you'd like to renew your season ticket this year and really make an effort to come and support me and the boys?"
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"Make an effort!!!!! **** ***** *** you **** [click]............."

[Black Suit]

Boavista are Spanish.

Stop messing about Vis'. :)

[Ginger Chimp]

Or even against Portugese teams ;)

Every year, Vis, every year.:rolleyes:

[lon chaney jr]

"Hi, Paul Ince here. Yeah? Me neither."

[Citywolf]

I got the standard ST renewal email from the ticket office. I decided to answer it this year as I wasn't going to renew. I said:

Dear Sirs

Alas, although I'd like to renew, I'll be out of work next season - going back to college to re-train - so will not be able to afford such an extravagance. I was out of work last season too, but had purchased my season ticket prior to becoming unemployed, and only managed to get to 2 games last season - my season ticket book (number 00263) still contains every voucher, except for games 10 & 19 (Leeds & Brighton). So, in effect, last year cost me £200 per game.

I will, however, remain a member of London Wolves and hopefully, should finances allow, still be able to get to some games next year.

Regards


I'd copied Jez in too not knowing if I'd got the right email address, but took a punt, and got this in response:

Dear Mr Citywolf,

Thank you for your recent email addressed to Jez Moxey, the content of which he has noted and passed for my attention.

Everyone at Wolves appreciates the efforts and sacrifices our supporters make to support their team and totally understand the predicament you find yourself in this season. May we take this opportunity to thank you for your valued support to date and hope that you do manage to attend some games next season.

Kind regards.


If only they had any real idea of the sacrifices some fans make to get to games. I wouldn't be surprised if more than a marriage or two had floundered, over what she thought was his unreasonable devotion to a football club. That said if the Pie Eater had got one of the players or manager to call me I might have been persuaded - errr, maybe not.

[Mr Wolf]

WHY HAVENT'T WE PLAYED ANY GLAMOUR FRIENDLYS AGAINST SPANISH TEAMS?

Now that brings back memories, was it Ulvan?

[UNCLE REMUS]

WHY HAVENT'T WE PLAYED ANY GLAMOUR FRIENDLYS AGAINST SPANISH TEAMS?


Sorry wrong thread, computer had a wobbly.

[Florida Wolfey]

Contacting recently lapsed customers should be standard practice for any organisation with a half-decent customer services/sales department.

Completely agree. It smacks of complacency not doing it.

[Florida Wolfey]

If only they had any real idea of the sacrifices some fans make to get to games. I wouldn't be surprised if more than a marriage or two had floundered, over what she thought was his unreasonable devotion to a football club. That said if the Pie Eater had got one of the players or manager to call me I might have been persuaded - errr, maybe not.

Don't want to know your predicament unless you feel like telling us but let's just say we had people in our marketing dept. who could do something......how could they get you back?

[Malicious Steve]

A client of mine was a Blouse STH who decided not to renew - he received a phone call they negotiated a price and they gave him a tour of the stadium when he went down to choose his new seat.

[paddingtonwolf]

Every year, Vis, every year.:rolleyes:

I am sooooooo pleased that someone else has fallen for that - a whole year of embarrassment finally ended!

[Bill McCai]

" Hello is McCai there please? "
" G'day " ( Harold Bishop accent )
" Hello this is Seyi George Olofinjana"
"**** off you ****"

…5 mins later………..

" Hello is Mr. McCai there please"
"Speaking? " ( Dick Cheney accent )
" Och ay the noo, this is Jackie McNamara "
" What do you want? "
" Will you renew "
" No "
" Please "
" No"
" Go on"
" All that she wants is another baby"
" Are you an Ace of Base fan Bill? "
" Certainly am, Jackie " ( still in Dick Cheney accent )
" So am I "
" Excellent stuff "
" Are you going to get your season ticket this season? "
" I'm not convinced "
" What would make you renew? "
" I would renew if you gave me a guarantee we wont see any putrid dirge this season. I also want Olofinjana banished to the under 9's girls team"
" No can do"
" Eh?"
" Olofinjana is the old new Karl Henry"
" I see. What does this mean?"
" He is going to be awesome this season"
" Does not compute, get off the line!"
DRRRRR

………10 mins later………

" Hola Senor McCai?"
" Eh? " ( Bob Warman accent )
" Will you renew please"
" Who is this? "
" This is Tim Steele!!! "
" '$$$ HELL"
" Can you do me a favour and renew please? "
" Certainly Sir Tim "
" Nice one "
" One condition "
" Name it "
" Can you organise a pre match 60 metre sprint competition before every home match with you, John Williams, Tony Ford and other speed merchants, the like of which we haven’t seen for years? "
" Of course"
" You have my custom "
" Bye "
" Bye "