I put it through the AI "Football Managerspeak Translator, which translates what they say into what they really mean, and got this:
RE: "On relegation: "It's tough to take but we know where we've been....It wasn't easy but it's about how we respond"
FMT: We've been terrible, relegated from Day 1, but I'm relieved we just about beat Derby's record.
RE: "On recruitment: "It is important we get it right. We've spoken about it a lot"
FMT: We need signings fast. The club haven't done anything yet. Like last year..the year before...
RE: "On last 5 games: "We want to finish as strong as possible,"
FMT: If only they'd put some effort in to take me off the bottom of the all time PL managers list.
RE: " that's the message we're instilling and driving every day"
FMT: I got some good management buzzwords into that sentence. Perhaps the England job isn't out of the question in the long run. Must remember to mention my "journey".
RE: "The bottom line is it's a group of people who care, things can happen. In terms of people I like, don't like or want around"
FMT: Safe, yes? I think I got away with it. Now, let's get those summer holiday destinations booked. We can upgrade now I'm getting lots more money than at Boro.
AI really is improving these days. Soon we'll an AI good enough to be our CEO.