Recent content by Paris Wolf

When your voice goes up at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether you've asked a question or not.

Upspeak in written form.

How? They are now 100% focused on saving their season by winning European silverware and qualifying for the champions league via that route. Had they lost, they would certainly have been deflated but still looking to scrape their way up the league and qualify for the conference or something like...

Spurs win so our home game with them will be in between their quarter-finals, so will likely be on the Sunday.

And if Ipswich beat us?

16 March 2002. Kevin Muscat gets a straight red for elbowing a Grimsby player. We lose 1-0. Almost nailed-on promotion becomes a loss to sixth-placed Norwich in the play-offs. Muscat was nowhere near as important to us as Cunha and we were more than five points clear. Just sayin'...

We're in the middle of a daunting run of fixtures at the moment, so bear with...

Maurice Daly scored a screamer in the last minute to equalise, if I remember correctly (but I was only seven at the time...)

Con-say-shown (but the -ow pronounced like how now brown cow)

15 wins and a draw in his first 16 matches. Level with Celtic, nine clear of Rangers...

Bellegarde is playing so that people can learn to spell his name correctly and pronounce it correctly (Mikey Burrows calling him Bellegar grinds my gears).

Just checking here - this tie counts as the third match of Semedo's ban according to this: FA Cup yellow cards: Do suspensions carry over into the Premier League? Rules explained. Yellow cards don't (i.e. the accumulation thereof - if you get five yellows in the league, you can't sit it out in...

Red Robin and Friend Ezra! My Mom used to drag me round the market to buy vegetables every week. I'd slink off to peruse the stall selling metal badges of various punk and new wave bands for 45p, and then look for those two characters to provide me with some entertainment. They never disappointed.

I was sent a translation to do of a piece on Zidane being awarded the Golden Ball at the 2006 World Cup. This was while the final was still going on. I posted on a Tartan Army fan group that I was amazed that he'd won it after headbutting Materazzi (thinking "Hey look at me, I'm ITK for once...

Lemina for me as he's played makeshift centre-half, makeshift centre-forward and everywhere in between for the good of the team.